WHO IS THIS

I AM JUICYFRUTE

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ABOUT

I am Juicyfrute, and you are on my website. The best website on the internet! Did you know that you are on Juicyfrutes website? Probably not. But you are on Juicyfrutes website! By the way, you are on Juicyfrutes website, i hope you enjoy your stay! Do you know where you are? I will tell you. You are on Juicyfrutes website. Wait, you forgot where you were, you are on Juicyfrutes website

COOL FAX

I am Canadian

I have been to 3 Countries

I play the drums

I also play the guitar

THE UNITED STATES

is weird as shit. is it normal for parents to grab their toddler by the wrist while quietly cursing at them? or is that just florida. i also went to las vegas once, and when me and my family were walking to the big ferris wheel that goes 100 feet in the air, there was a bunch of covers of porn magazines just laying on the sidewalk. children exist, goddamnit! there was also a gif shop at las vegas selling non-existant bank notes, like 1000 dollar bills with a picture of obama on it.

WATCH THE MONKEY

do a backfip


CANADIAN HISTORY


This is Sir John A. Macdonald, the first Prime Minister of Canada.
He isn't a nice guy because he stole a lot of the naitives land and put naitive children in residential schools where many died.
don't be like John.

AMERICAN HISTORY


they wore cool suits

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


updated at 12:14 1/1/20

LIST OF MY FRIENDS!

fuck friends i got

WHO IS THIS MAN


who the fuck is this guy. i keep hearing about him over and over and over again. i'm sick of it! my grandpa says he's cool, but mom told me he is stuck in a vase!!! when he gets out im going to ask him who this man is and then i will stop being mad!